Disclaimer: If anyone owns anything in this relationship, Supernatural owns my heart. And won't give it back. And won't pay me for it.
Word count: 1225
Summary: “If you make another ‘humerus’ joke, so help me I’m going to break your jaw."
Author notes: Fic is based on a bit of dream from this morning. In my waking hours, I've got a mild incest squick, but apparently my subconscious thinks Sam and Dean are sweet...which they are...garh. Thanks always to excellent beta and fandom obsession buddy and best friend lavinialavender. This fic isn't so much FOR her as it's ALL HER FAULT.
Dean refuses to take the blame for Sam’s broken arm...